lying in state? maybe she should have tried telling the truth in state 😒

i'd say i wish i had thought of this a week ago but it would not have been funny then either

@pig yeah that’s plenty of time to punch it up. i’ll get the room on it

@pisscotheque @pig you should have at least a couple weeks, maybe even a whole month

@BDA @pig i had a dream a few nights ago that he died already. spent until about 1pm thinking it was real

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