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fuck, just remembered the good cornish pasty shop they have everywhere in england (i worked in england for a couple of years). there's not any anywhere near me. damn heck.

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look at this absolute bastard pirate guy. he has managed only one incursion past Hadrian's Wall.

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according to the map, that single Scottish location *might* be this petrol station in Stirling. how'd they cinch that franchise huh. hand over the pasties guys.

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ah wait shit i remembered there's a good pasty place at Edinburgh Waverley. is this weird craving hitting me hard enough that i might take a train journey to edinburgh and back? (tomororw)

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no. there must be a closer location that does cornish pasties.

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i might have to settle for a bridie, but that's a different thing. ah man.

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Currently on a groceries run, but I'm adding in a detour to the bakery to see if they do pasties. Taking a rest midway on a bench

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@alex hoping against hope, that you may find a pasty today :sparkles_pink: 🤞 :sparkles_pink:

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@pisscotheque you will be gutted to hear that they didny have any 😩

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@pisscotheque sadly, scotland is the furthest point in the uk mainland from cornwall, so they simply can't transport the pasties here. it's a logistics issue basically.

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@alex it's so sad when this happens. a problem without a solution. the pasties would go bad in the time it took for them to arrive in scotland in the horse drawn carriage used to transport them

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