just stopped to get petrol and when we came out of the kiosk some dick parked at a pump in a winnebago started honking the horn at us. we got closer to give them a piece of our mind and it was a fucking dog
Unfortunately, dogs lack the cognitive capacity to distinguish between other cars and their human drivers; as a result, they drive like dicks.
@pisscotheque owned
@pisscotheque thank you for this wonderful content
@pisscotheque I've truly never seen a dog honk a horn with more confidence and abandon
@Pixley @pisscotheque he's like "I've discovered a way to bark that doesn't wear out my vocal cords"
@robotcarsley @Pixley @pisscotheque I love this so much I’m teary and proud of the good boy
@Pixley he was absolutely leaning on it when we walked outside, he clearly both knew how it worked and knew how to use it to his advantage
@pisscotheque @Pixley you can tell, every time the attention starts to drift, old mate is right back on the horn again until everyone is looking
@Pixley @binchicken he’s just doing what’s best for his #brand
@pisscotheque @Pixley gotta get that engagement
@pisscotheque blessed thread
@pisscotheque he may be grossly overestimating the complexity of the task (push middle of big round thing that's right there)
@pisscotheque I don't know why but the words "dog" and "operating" next to each other make me smile.
@pisscotheque i'm fuckin losing it here
@alex mate i have yet to regain it hours later
@pisscotheque since i haven't stopped thinking about this, consider the following scenario: dude gets back to the vehicle, gets in the PASSENGER SIDE, and the dog drives them both home!!!!!!!!
@alex oh slow down itinerant child!!!
@pisscotheque when you are taking too long getting those dog treats!
@pisscotheque the bark button, for enhanced barking
@pisscotheque I love this dog's True Curmudgeon energy 😄
@pisscotheque Awww, cute dog.
@pisscotheque i think it's nice of you to want to share your mind with them in these careful times
@pisscotheque dog didn't like the look of y'all and frankly i trusty the dog