just stopped to get petrol and when we came out of the kiosk some dick parked at a pump in a winnebago started honking the horn at us. we got closer to give them a piece of our mind and it was a fucking dog
Unfortunately, dogs lack the cognitive capacity to distinguish between other cars and their human drivers; as a result, they drive like dicks.
@Pixley he was absolutely leaning on it when we walked outside, he clearly both knew how it worked and knew how to use it to his advantage
@pisscotheque he may be grossly overestimating the complexity of the task (push middle of big round thing that's right there)
@pisscotheque I don't know why but the words "dog" and "operating" next to each other make me smile.
@pisscotheque since i haven't stopped thinking about this, consider the following scenario: dude gets back to the vehicle, gets in the PASSENGER SIDE, and the dog drives them both home!!!!!!!!
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