the crowbar is god's perfect gift to mankind. what sweeter pleasure is there in this life than to Pry
@pisscotheque it is definitely up there
@pisscotheque to pry; perchance, to smash;
@pisscotheque You can pry my crowbar from my cold, dead hands, using another crowbar.
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@pisscotheque it is definitely up there