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today i ate birthday cake, crisps, a bowl of ramen and a big novelty lollipop because i’m a fucking tamagotchi

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@pisscotheque on a scale of egg to adult, whjere are you right now

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@katherine hmm idk can a tamagotchi die of old age do you think

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@katherine i think it’s correct that a “child” in this diagram is a circle with feelings. and a teenager is the same but dressed up as a strawberry. that’s how i remember it

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@pisscotheque I appreciate the sort of bewildered eyes on the teenager. very accurate. meanwhile adult is just a larger child with a beak and bad posture.

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@katherine once again, an eviscerating portrait of the human condition

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