i think i could beat some dogs at couple's tennis

with a partner obviously, otherwise it's against the rules and i would be disqualified automatically. but what im saying is that the other person would be largely superfluous. i could defeat both dogs unassisted

@wandrew @umalkosh hmm. this casts things in a rather different light. might have to cheat

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