don’t you know who i am?? i am a fucking adult i can tear this shitty box to shreds like a wild animal using my powerful fully coordinated hands and complete set of adult teeth. you have no idea who you’re dealing with

it is YOU who have miscalculated sir. you only appear more ridiculous the longer you continue this insolent display of braggadocio

@dreadpirateyarr sort of. in a way. if you mean did i rip the shit out of it rendering the container unusable then. i guess you could say that yes i did

@dreadpirateyarr ive got big muscles. let this be a warning to the other boxes

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