im being defeated by a fucking CARDBOARD child lock
@dreadpirateyarr sort of. in a way. if you mean did i rip the shit out of it rendering the container unusable then. i guess you could say that yes i did
@batterpunts it's a sort of. it's like what if a carboard box seemed perfectly normal but wouldn't open at all unless you performed a sort of circus contortion on it
@pisscotheque well they have specialized lockpick tools for that, called "box cutter"
I'm still thinking of one of those nintendo cardboard crafty things, or the crafty stuff that sponsor the youtubers often and I can't remember the name of either
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