my new thing is im going to start pretending i’ve got a dog under the table


just gonna start passing bits of sausage and pizza crusts down there and saying “ooh you’re a good boy aren’t you he loves a bit of sausage he does don’t you you love a bit of sausage don’t you”

i shouldn’t feed him from the table really it only encourages him but he’s such a good boy aren’t you you’re such a good boy

@schratze i don’t know really… once they’ve passed into the realm under the table they’re not my problem anymore

@Shrigglepuss turns out he’s actually down there and he’s the size of a large yoga ball

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