imagine if you opened a banana and it was bread in there!! terrifying
@pisscotheque wait would there be crust around the whole inside of it or would it just be like middle-of-the-loaf stuff?
@pisscotheque that's sinister as hell. i am haunted by the thought of a banana-shaped chunk of crustless bread
@pisscotheque even worse, imagine cutting open a nice fresh loaf of bread and there's banana in there
@radicalrobit i think it would be normal white bread, in a banana shape. perhaps some versions come sliced for consumer convenience
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