the famous dog Muttley is not concerned with the rewards that preoccupy the mind of a typical dog, such as food, affection, etc. nor does he trouble himself with the accumulation of wealth. he is obsessed solely with claiming awards - meaningless accolades bestowed and overseen by no governing body that i'm aware of. the thrill he experiences upon receiving each honour is so fleeting that it has no sooner been pinned to his chest than he is compelled to seek another. his soul is utterly empty

@pisscotheque it's not good (they reference "large adult son" in it) but you will be shocked by Muttley's deployment

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