fuck off calling your book "eleanor oliphant is completely fine" twee curly license-free font horseshit. radio 4 book club dick ass. call your book "Pussy Popping At The Homicide Casino" or i am not reading it
@pisscotheque is Prometheus Chained fine
@georgespolitzer hmm... my only critique is that it's not "slutty enough"
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