i’m going to be the first person to discover a new kind of marine animal called the “sea towel”

Attenborough voiceover.
Early lifecycle as a moist towelette.
Later seen undulating luxuriantly through the briny depths.
Breaching above the waves in its exuberant courtship rituals, haloed in bright spray, all colours and promises of comforting softness.
Dying twisted up in a manky ragged rattail on a Bridlington beach, so sad.

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