regret to say that i have opened the dining room door directly onto my husband’s erection, shattering it

@brownpau the erection is irretrievably demolished but now you mention it the door will need some repair work after this horror show too

@pisscotheque do you now have shards of his erection on the floor that you have to pick up?

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