HATE when a wandering adventurer marauds through my forest and strikes me bodily with a greatsword, turning me instantly into a perfectly cooked joint of beef

@pisscotheque Man, you get to turn into a joint of beef? Good on you, I turn into a single copper farthing

@nosimpleway oh bad luck!! i hope at least someone pays you to a vole in exchange for a magical herb or something

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