*me on a date with my shed girlfriend* a large glass of coke, good sir, and a thin coat of creosote for the lady

@alex shes got expensive tastes but you know what? she’s worth it

cursed lewd silly thought sorry 

@pisscotheque "Thats not the only thing they'll be gettig a thin coat of tonight"

cursed lewd silly thought sorry 

@diffractie my shed gf and i are saving ourselves for marriage. at which point she is getting a coating of absolutely everything

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