@grant they are locked in an endless battle... there can be no winners

@pisscotheque the pigeon is the only sort of bird i have ever tripped over and for that reason i conclude they are fools

@binchicken @grant pigeons are clearly the birds that are having the hardest time just existing normally and i relate to them

@pisscotheque @grant
pigeon: ... fuck. uhhh bread? no, this way~ FUCK! TOO MANY PIGEONS! uhhhh oh no left nope right right right fuck FLYYYY and stop. where was i? oh yeah. bread. fuck.

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