i love being a princess in an early 3d videogame. time to put on my pink ballgown and start another day of fulfilling my royal obligations (standing motionless at the geographical centre of my incredibly ugly and featureless grey fortress)

@georgespolitzer i am relentless in pursuit of my quarry. my victims deserve nothing less

You might not have any furniture but you can hang your giant painting of bombs in any room you like

@nosimpleway i love my twenty foot tall painting of some sentient bombs, the same bombs that maraud throughout my kingdom at my greatest enemy's behest, exploding people. i love to be reminded of this every day in the most confrontational way possible

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