sometimes youve just got to shoot your shot
@pisscotheque I have never wanted anything more in my life
@udell_games you never know... sometimes a millionaire music star is just in the mood to join a tiny british internet community for fans of prehistoric burial sites and jokes about people tripping over their own ball sacks
@pisscotheque Since he's coming from Twitter anything's an upgrade, but I can't think of a bigger upgrade than that
No guts, no glory.
@pisscotheque this would he quite the coup, amy.
@sexybenfranklin im beginning to think you're right...
@pisscotheque if Pitbull joined godforsaken I think y'all would win then instance game. the sheer memeability of that alone is too much
@CornishRepublicanArmy it might break mastodon but i think pitbull would have a nice time here so maybe it's worth it
@pisscotheque Wow. just wow.
@pisscotheque [solemnly] dale, amy
@pig you know before i heard the music of pitbull, and i saw people using the dale hashtag, i would think to myself “ah, i suppose that’s his name. dale pitbull”
@pisscotheque dale pitbull worldwide, of the brighton worldwides
@pisscotheque haha, this is amazing
@PublicChaffinch im still waiting for him to write me back...
@pisscotheque don't let us down mr worldwide
godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites