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i think streetcar named desire would have turned out quite differently if the characters had owned a microwave. i think who’s afraid of virginia woolf would also have turned out quite differently if the characters had owned a microwave. i just think it would have eased some of the tensions in the household

my review of the madness of king george iv hits the new yorker next monday. i devote upwards of four paragraphs to speculation about how the story might have differed had the royal family owned a microwave. i think it would have been shorter and less eventful due to the stress-saving convenience a microwave can offer

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