reading braille with my ass cheeks
@pisscotheque Like a page scanner as opposed to a hand held one? It must speed up reading.
@mindfog i can read 1 whole page of the silmarillion simply by sitting down
@pisscotheque oh my god
@pisscotheque braille dermal implants on my ass that say,
@seafrog proper labelling is crucial!!
@pisscotheque is this why they call it dummy thicc? a posterior too large to interpret braille?
@transclosure i would say it is quite the opposite. the larger the ass the faster the reading speed. smarty thicc
@pisscotheque don't try to get with me unless that 🍑 has a GWAM of at least 100
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