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if god had wanted two dogs to email each other, he would have given the dogs fingers, and blessed them with higher reason that they might learn to read. he’d have created a computer that dogs could use, and he would have called it the BarkTel 900. it would have a power cord that looked like a string of sausages, and all the keys would be shaped like little bones. but he didn’t, and that is why the religious right spent billions of dollars to suppress the special “all-dog cut” of You’ve Got Mail

@pisscotheque ok this is a good post BUT also "dog use computer" reminded me of the dogs that push the buttons to communicate and i wanted to make sure you've seen them bc i Love them

youtu.be/UXIZd0PxZtw

@seafrog oh my god she wants the person to check on the person outside so badly. she is smart enough to talk but she is not smart enough to know that we don’t need to go and check it out every time a person walks past the house. im asphyxiating

@seafrog she just smashes her little dog hand down on the “LOOK” button and leaves it there hhhh

@pisscotheque @seafrog ITS LITERALLY JUST THIS COMIC. IF THIS HAPPENED I WOULD BEGIN TO PHYSICALLY WEEP AND NEVER STOP

@pisscotheque @seafrog are you sure?

maybe they do…
maybe they need our help
or our validation
or maybe they just need to know that somebody is there, and that it's going to be okay

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