@pisscotheque -slamming my hands on the desk & leaning forwards- where the TITTIES????

@seafrog i promise my next pie will have tits on. failing this, im almost definitely going to drop pie on my tits by accident, i don’t know if that makes up for it

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@pisscotheque ah, the heraldic crest for the noble Spunkington family

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I'm desperate to tag this into FediKitchen.

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@pisscotheque I have a deep sense that there is a pun to be made here and it's haunting me.

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@seafrog @pisscotheque It's unfortunate it isn't a hand raised pie.

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