i love to cook
@pisscotheque is it 🅱️ussy 🅱️ot 🅱️ie?
@seafrog good afternoon elise
@pisscotheque -slamming my hands on the desk & leaning forwards- where the TITTIES????
@seafrog i ran out of pastry!!!
@pisscotheque ok ur excused but im keeping my eye on u
@seafrog i promise my next pie will have tits on. failing this, im almost definitely going to drop pie on my tits by accident, i don’t know if that makes up for it
@pisscotheque yes extremely good thank u
@pisscotheque ah, the heraldic crest for the noble Spunkington family
I'm desperate to tag this into FediKitchen.
@floppyplopper that tag is too pure for my filth
@pisscotheque dick ouroboros
@pisscotheque I have a deep sense that there is a pun to be made here and it's haunting me.
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