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fucking offended about how many elements there are. you don't need most of those

@pisscotheque i think you only need the ones that you can make funny jokes with

@citrustwee exactly. the halogen gases are fine because at any time i can simply say, "halogens? more like gaylogens." rare earth metals? fuck off

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Nature knows this, it's why anything with an atomic number bigger than lead eventually decays.

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