making an illegal Noise
@pisscotheque do I have to smuggle you out of the country now?
@knownrobes yes but you will have to insulate my shipping crate with lots of soundproof foam to avoid arrest
@pisscotheque you'll be the worlds quietest fugitive. avoiding detection will be somewhere between metal gear solid and a bensons for beds
@knownrobes im turning “fleeing justice” into “naptime”
@pisscotheque your boyfriend bundles you into a soundproof crate while interpol put all dutch ports on high alert [ASMR]
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