filling the cistern of your toilet with simple water shows a lack of courage and imagination in my opinion. when you flush mine the kerosene ignites and fire comes out

when donald fagen said "on the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene" he was talking about my toilet. "but yours was kitchen clean", he goes on to remark, congratulating you, the listener, on the hygenic condition of your toilet. donald fagen would doubtless eat a full english breakfast from off of your toilet as a demonstration of his faith in you. but i would not because, as mentioned earlier, i have no respect for your toilet

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