there's a script in my brain i call the Concept Smasher that is always running in the background, it occasionally results in a good joke but most of the time it's just catapulting random snippets of horseshit like "Avril LL Bean" or "beese chiscuits" into my prefrontal cortex and i have to consciously think "ok, that's great, thanks" at it or it just keeps screaming it for ever and ever
Avril LL Bean is delightful
@pisscotheque OMFG that is 100% my life all of the time.
@pisscotheque Does the script have superuser privileges ?
@hiddensoul no thank god that thing would shut off my lungs so fast
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