i want to be the resentful bitch housekeeper of a crumbling stately home in an 18th century novel. i want to have a fucking shitfit and take mortal offense for some reason anytime someone knocks on the front door


every old lady in every novel pre-1900 is just fundamentally pissed off in the profoundest depths of their soul. whyever could this be

@mxsiege if one didn’t know better one might conclude that being a lady for any length of time, in the past, was some kind of “total arseache” or something,

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