there's a huge fuckoff wooden horse outside my instance and it's wearing jean shorts. it's probably fine to bring it inside right
@pisscotheque sweet, a free horse!
@JohnBrownJr seems weird but i know a good thing when i see it!
@pisscotheque it's probably fine. don't hold me to that.
@007 that's good enough for me!
@pisscotheque BRING IT IN LOOKS FINE
@knownrobes HELL YEAH LET'S GET THIS FREE HORSE
@pisscotheque never look a gift jorse in the mouf
@pisscotheque we need trojan.jorts.horse now
@pisscotheque Trojan Jorse. I get it
@pisscotheque "good and correct," I reply, my voice sightly echoing
@pig oh, and it's friendly! could this day GET any better
@pisscotheque definitely not! hahaHAHAha
@pisscotheque we didn't warn you because we assumed it was what you wanted
@radicalrobit that’s a peculiar assumption in my opinion, but in the end you did what you felt was right, and i can’t argue with that
@pisscotheque I never believed anyone wouldn't want to be battered into oblivion by a bunch of tiny normal jort horses. I apologize as it just wasn't a thing I could conceive of.
@pisscotheque last words: those horses...were so...normal
@pisscotheque a modern day Greek tragedy, 's what that is
@pisscotheque me cheerily turning up in full riding gear with a bag of oats under my arm: GIDDY UP GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE LETS- oh right
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