ever notice how the literary canon has produced fewer fantastical tales of adventure on the ocean floor since we actually got a good look down there and realised it’s a miserable hell hole filled with disgusting slime? boats should have remained where they belonged, in the dreams of man

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finding nemo is government propaganda created to persuade america’s children that the ocean is a clean, godly place and not a filthy pandemonium filled with snails, perverts and unaccompanied digestive organs

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Broke: magical tales of whimsy set on the seafloor
Woke: deeply traumatizing tales of lovecraftian body horror set on the seafloor

@pisscotheque I cannot get over the phrase"unaccompanied digestive organs"

@robotcarsley it's a lot to ask people to deal with i realise that now

@toilet well they're down there! just plunge your head in and yell

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Unaccompanied Digestive Organs completely blew away the headliners when I saw them open for Throbbing Gristle in '88.

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