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ever notice how the literary canon has produced fewer fantastical tales of adventure on the ocean floor since we actually got a good look down there and realised it’s a miserable hell hole filled with disgusting slime? boats should have remained where they belonged, in the dreams of man

finding nemo is government propaganda created to persuade america’s children that the ocean is a clean, godly place and not a filthy pandemonium filled with snails, perverts and unaccompanied digestive organs

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Broke: magical tales of whimsy set on the seafloor
Woke: deeply traumatizing tales of lovecraftian body horror set on the seafloor

@pisscotheque I cannot get over the phrase"unaccompanied digestive organs"

@robotcarsley it's a lot to ask people to deal with i realise that now

@toilet well they're down there! just plunge your head in and yell

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Unaccompanied Digestive Organs completely blew away the headliners when I saw them open for Throbbing Gristle in '88.

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if jules verne could see the bottom of the ocean today he would say "l'océan putain suce"

@spookcentral lets be grateful he didn’t live to see the ocean disgrace itself like this

@pisscotheque wait... so the bottom is like the top... so we stop writing about it??? doesn't math

@pisscotheque I think it's a godawful shame, I keep wanting to create some opus heavily centered around Hagfish

@pisscotheque people will say the same about space and current space scifi with all sorts of weird space phenomena

@kit ugh you’re right i am not looking forward to finding out what disgraceful shit is lying in wait for us beyond the edge of the solar system

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Frankly, I like the soupy hellscape more than just "Rome, but natical themed"

More weird slugs eating volcano soup, less seahorse chariots!

@Roxxie_Riot i personally cannot overcome the heartbreak of knowing that i will never be swallowed by a gigantic clam while attempting to steal its pearl away, causing it to emit a disgusting comedy burp

@Roxxie_Riot can they burp, and in so doing produce a stream of bubbles, one of which might be big enough to contain me? if so i’ll allow it

@pisscotheque it did inspire the Alien franchise though so I'm ok with it

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