ever notice how the literary canon has produced fewer fantastical tales of adventure on the ocean floor since we actually got a good look down there and realised it’s a miserable hell hole filled with disgusting slime? boats should have remained where they belonged, in the dreams of man
Broke: magical tales of whimsy set on the seafloor
Woke: deeply traumatizing tales of lovecraftian body horror set on the seafloor
@pisscotheque I cannot get over the phrase"unaccompanied digestive organs"
@robotcarsley it's a lot to ask people to deal with i realise that now
@pisscotheque it's no burden, rather an opportunity
@pisscotheque i want to meet these sea perverts
@toilet well they're down there! just plunge your head in and yell
Unaccompanied Digestive Organs completely blew away the headliners when I saw them open for Throbbing Gristle in '88.
if jules verne could see the bottom of the ocean today he would say "l'océan putain suce"
@spookcentral lets be grateful he didn’t live to see the ocean disgrace itself like this
@pisscotheque wait... so the bottom is like the top... so we stop writing about it??? doesn't math
@pisscotheque I think it's a godawful shame, I keep wanting to create some opus heavily centered around Hagfish
@pisscotheque people will say the same about space and current space scifi with all sorts of weird space phenomena
@kit ugh you’re right i am not looking forward to finding out what disgraceful shit is lying in wait for us beyond the edge of the solar system
Frankly, I like the soupy hellscape more than just "Rome, but natical themed"
More weird slugs eating volcano soup, less seahorse chariots!
@Roxxie_Riot i personally cannot overcome the heartbreak of knowing that i will never be swallowed by a gigantic clam while attempting to steal its pearl away, causing it to emit a disgusting comedy burp
@pisscotheque I think big clams are a real thing.
@Roxxie_Riot can they burp, and in so doing produce a stream of bubbles, one of which might be big enough to contain me? if so i’ll allow it
@pisscotheque it did inspire the Alien franchise though so I'm ok with it
godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites