me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
I’M TALKING TO YOU
me: cool never mind
@pisscotheque yeah one's own brain isn't always the best coworker 😂
@pisscotheque i luled way more than i should have
Like the immortal lyrics "dirty deeds and they're done with sheep", and "pretty fly for a rabbi", I shall never hear that the same again
@pisscotheque i literally laid back on my training table and laughed so hard I cried at this. This is now my favorite post of all tine.
@pisscotheque lmaoooo. Still my favorite
@ItsJenNotGabby ahaha i'm glad i'm not the only one with this damn nonsense stuck in my head now!!
I just sang this out loud. Now me and a friend of mine can't get rid of the tune.
Good brain... nice brain... :)
@pisscotheque Posts online rarely actually make me laugh out loud
But this one sure did
@pisscotheque I listen to YouTube videos while I work so my annoying coworkers who live in my house and sit in my chair and are me don't start talking.
@pisscotheque I'm feeling very attacked right now
Unboosted so I could boost again
@yams_gamgee ahaha bless u
@mysecretalt hee hee thank u
@pisscotheque lol so true.
I like to play some background noise, my favorites are coffee shop, rain storm, and airplane sounds. At the same time, some cool jazz or calm music.
I also like to work for x minutes straight with absolutely no distractions. All notifications off, and 20-40 minutes of uninterrupted deep work, rewarded by a few (2-5) minutes of distractions, getting a coffee, or finding what’s the farthest object I can see from the window (really good for the eyes!)
@awitch oh god rainstorm noises have saved my LIFE when i've been working on difficult projects
@pisscotheque Popping back in again to reinforce that this is still a big mood
@Shrigglepuss to be honest with you? this problem has only got worse for me ever since i made this post
@pisscotheque Tooting absolute bullshit is basically my second job now x
@pisscotheque this and "I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am four eels" makes me wish there was a whole series of popular songs about fish
@interneteh the only limit is our imaginations, and also the number of songs/fish that exist!!!
@interneteh fr tho i still think about the four eels thing at least once a day
@pisscotheque i love this more than i can explain. i have reboosted it three times so far and i can confidently say that i will do so again next time i see it
@scribblefrog elise... you are what’s known as a Real One
@pisscotheque My wife and I argued over if salmon is pronounced as usual or like sah mohn. Please help!
@georgieboy definitely like sah-MON so it scans
@pisscotheque yay thanks :)
@pisscotheque super important update, she didn’t realize it was a song until I recited it just now to demonstrate I had been correct and I don’t even
@pisscotheque oh my goodness i am captivated by this
@binchicken i have had it lodged in my head for two months
@pisscotheque god such a classic
@pisscotheque goodbye to my brain after seeing this
@matt pleaes join me in Hell,
my brain, immediately:
THEY NEST ON ROCKS
YOU BREAK EM AND DISCARD THEIR SHELLS
AS COLD AS ICE
DEAD MOLLUSKS CANNOT TELL THE TALE
I HOPE THEY'RE TASTY DOWN IN HELL (TROUT)
@applebaps oh my GOD
@pisscotheque brains, right
@pisscotheque "dilf ubu" though ........
@page its the closest translation of the source material that 21st century english can offer
@pisscotheque to that i say, "Fuckle!"
@page and well you might, by my green bripe
@pisscotheque the sequel he wrote was literally just called Ubu Cucked
@page haa it;s truuuuu
@pisscotheque I'm pretty sure you stole this from a hypothetical future me before I could write it myself. Or I'm just disappointed my brain never saw this, but who knows?
@pisscotheque That song will never be the same for me. So... er.... thanks. :)
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