me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
I’M TALKING TO YOU
me: cool never mind
Like the immortal lyrics "dirty deeds and they're done with sheep", and "pretty fly for a rabbi", I shall never hear that the same again
@pisscotheque i literally laid back on my training table and laughed so hard I cried at this. This is now my favorite post of all tine.
@pisscotheque I listen to YouTube videos while I work so my annoying coworkers who live in my house and sit in my chair and are me don't start talking.
@pisscotheque this and "I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am four eels" makes me wish there was a whole series of popular songs about fish
@pisscotheque My wife and I argued over if salmon is pronounced as usual or like sah mohn. Please help!
@pisscotheque super important update, she didn’t realize it was a song until I recited it just now to demonstrate I had been correct and I don’t even
@pisscotheque I'm pretty sure you stole this from a hypothetical future me before I could write it myself. Or I'm just disappointed my brain never saw this, but who knows?
@pisscotheque I saw a show about salmon farming the other idea and this popped into my head **immediately**
@pisscotheque I have a friend who's online handle is often abbreviated down to "Trout". Since you tooted this last year I've started using it to summon him in chat.
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