me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
I’M TALKING TO YOU
me: cool never mind
@pisscotheque yeah one's own brain isn't always the best coworker 😂
@pisscotheque i luled way more than i should have
Like the immortal lyrics "dirty deeds and they're done with sheep", and "pretty fly for a rabbi", I shall never hear that the same again
@pisscotheque i literally laid back on my training table and laughed so hard I cried at this. This is now my favorite post of all tine.
@pisscotheque lmaoooo. Still my favorite
@ItsJenNotGabby ahaha i'm glad i'm not the only one with this damn nonsense stuck in my head now!!
I just sang this out loud. Now me and a friend of mine can't get rid of the tune.
Good brain... nice brain... :)
@pisscotheque Posts online rarely actually make me laugh out loud
But this one sure did
@pisscotheque I listen to YouTube videos while I work so my annoying coworkers who live in my house and sit in my chair and are me don't start talking.
@pisscotheque I'm feeling very attacked right now
Unboosted so I could boost again
@yams_gamgee ahaha bless u
@pisscotheque this and "I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am four eels" makes me wish there was a whole series of popular songs about fish
@interneteh the only limit is our imaginations, and also the number of songs/fish that exist!!!
@interneteh fr tho i still think about the four eels thing at least once a day
@pisscotheque My wife and I argued over if salmon is pronounced as usual or like sah mohn. Please help!
@georgieboy definitely like sah-MON so it scans
@pisscotheque yay thanks :)
@pisscotheque super important update, she didn’t realize it was a song until I recited it just now to demonstrate I had been correct and I don’t even
@pisscotheque oh my goodness i am captivated by this
@binchicken i have had it lodged in my head for two months
@pisscotheque god such a classic
@pisscotheque I'm pretty sure you stole this from a hypothetical future me before I could write it myself. Or I'm just disappointed my brain never saw this, but who knows?
@pisscotheque That song will never be the same for me. So... er.... thanks. :)
@pisscotheque this is the best post on these websites
@007 thank's!! it's the curse of my Life
@pisscotheque enjoy ur notifications!
@007 every time someone coughs in the vicinity of this damn post it sets off an avalanche
@pisscotheque Whew. Thought I was the only one.
@pisscotheque this is timeless
I'm talking to youuuu
@pisscotheque pissco this truly is the best of toots
@cruelintestines i can’t believe this is my legacy to this web platform
@pisscotheque i can't get this out of my head so i think others should suffer too
@eject im horrified that this is still getting stuck in people's heads over a year later. truley a curse
@pisscotheque that's a red herring
@8BitGoggles i missed this the first time around oh my god lmao
@pisscotheque I saw a show about salmon farming the other idea and this popped into my head **immediately**
@pig this would make a good theme song for a documentary about fish
@pisscotheque I have a friend who's online handle is often abbreviated down to "Trout". Since you tooted this last year I've started using it to summon him in chat.
@QBFreak this is cute im glad!!!
@pisscotheque this never gets old
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