not eggs but look at these
also please send me your bot ideas thanks!!
i added a few new toilets to the @everytoilet list please look forward to enjoying them
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does anyone else imagine fred, the eponymous hero of the cribbins classic 'right said fred', to be an absolute fucking sexpot?
i can fix him (humpty dumpty)
big beefy bumbly rumblers
young people today ought to spend less time listening to michael bublé and more time reading their michael biblé
I just think he's so handsome:
We have this Cattris thing, which is like Tetris pieces made of cardboard for cat scratching. Cosmo has transformed himself into a tetromino #cats #tetris
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fact: stroking a loaf'd cat with both hands is just as satisfying as stroking a pristine loaf of freshly baked bread in the same fashion. sliced fans dni.
important Whisper update
dance tunes from the 1600s were called things like 'my mother's stanke maggot' and 'mr. packington's package'
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