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as young adults, you should be thinking about investing in a pension as early as possible. you may think you're too young to worry about it, but as your elder, i would strongly advi- i'm sorry. my advisors are informing me that the term "pension" refers to a financial product and is not short for "penis extension"

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i'm learning morse via the koch method. debating whether it's necessary to take any of the following lessons since the first covers everything i contribute to conversations, by and large

the head of the dept for levelling down told me that i was no longer permitted to perform the action "ass cleaver" and to hand in all of my mentoring privileges

If you utter so much as one syllable, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

johnny Mathis: remember christ our saviour was born on christmas day, to save us all from satan’s power when we were gone astray
6yo me: fuck.. sick

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