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every time i get a covid injection i wish i had spent more time in the past enjoying my #1 hobby, lying on my left side

as young adults, you should be thinking about investing in a pension as early as possible. you may think you're too young to worry about it, but as your elder, i would strongly advi- i'm sorry. my advisors are informing me that the term "pension" refers to a financial product and is not short for "penis extension"

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i'm learning morse via the koch method. debating whether it's necessary to take any of the following lessons since the first covers everything i contribute to conversations, by and large

the head of the dept for levelling down told me that i was no longer permitted to perform the action "ass cleaver" and to hand in all of my mentoring privileges

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