not eggs but look at these
i can fix him (humpty dumpty)
big beefy bumbly rumblers
young people today ought to spend less time listening to michael bublé and more time reading their michael biblé
I just think he's so handsome:
We have this Cattris thing, which is like Tetris pieces made of cardboard for cat scratching. Cosmo has transformed himself into a tetromino #cats #tetris
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fact: stroking a loaf'd cat with both hands is just as satisfying as stroking a pristine loaf of freshly baked bread in the same fashion. sliced fans dni.
important Whisper update
dance tunes from the 1600s were called things like 'my mother's stanke maggot' and 'mr. packington's package'
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you are not immune to this scene in 'the wrong trousers'
Stinky little cuter:
off the ri-iver teeeeeeees, there's a place called middlesbro'
@everytoilet step on in and let me shake your hand
Omg you guys I nearly forgot
Today is Wotan's birthday! He is 5 years old! 🎂🎂🎂🎉
Give him boosts!
reader, i rickroll'd him
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