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i'd love to see someone going to ireland in 1100 and try to explain how it's one independent country to all of the clans and kingdoms

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if i was a crab i would be one of the ones that lives in your mums pubes. just saying. just my opinion. it's called free speech.

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swinging a thurible full of monster munch back and forth over the timeline to dispel the evil eye

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joe black deserved the boot & im awful sorry about it. the pavilion is regency exotica in white & she comes out in a gold elizabethan fantasy. dont chat to me about the dining room cos that wasn't it either

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what would be the funniest crime to do during the purge

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home of the dreadful sitting experience™

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me and yer da are splitting up, it’s been in the cards for a while, he thought it would be better if you heard it from me

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I am the glue that is holding this place together

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