I'm past the point of no return with my scraggy baldy karl marx weetos mascot will oldham hair. I'll shave and trim my beard but might let the chaos thrive up top
@knownrobes why has this happened, you shave your own head
@pisscotheque @knownrobes busted
@WoozleWuzzle @pisscotheque the atmosphere got to me. I'm like a policeman at carnival
@knownrobes @WoozleWuzzle we need pics of you when you eventually become a wildman
@pisscotheque @WoozleWuzzle I will do as long as someone, anyone promises to comment "I thought the zoo was closed!!"
@knownrobes @pisscotheque you have my word
@WoozleWuzzle @knownrobes you can count on me
@pisscotheque @WoozleWuzzle filing 'abacus jumper' joke away for another time
@knownrobes @WoozleWuzzle file it all the way away from me please
@pisscotheque @knownrobes I'm not really into it but if nobody else will hear it another time then I guess I'll take one for the team
@WoozleWuzzle @pisscotheque thanks ed. just a bit of old fashioned variety.
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