cyber mondays used to mean misspelling clitoris to other 47 year old men in chatrooms. now we're buying nespresso machines and selfie sticks? pathetic. scorch the earth. leave nobody alive
@knownrobes hey Luke have you heard about this newly discovered “clitorpis” thing the sex boffins on radio 4 have been talking about? sounds a bit gay to me!
- Bill, 56, Cheshire
@katherine @katherine ha ha ha! it's not something I'd eat !! bring back national service all the best, derrick, 52, great malvern
@knownrobes I can’t top this luke
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