My sister saved a jackdaw from a blocked up fireplace the other day. imagine being known as the smartest bird but you fell down a chimney like a fucking twat. look at his face, you know he's getting bantered off later

@knownrobes I have so many questions. How did the bird get in the chimney? How did she know it was there? Did you have to give it any first aid or was it just stuck? Do you just open the door and let it fly away?


@stolas the idea is to open a window and close all the other curtains !

@knownrobes Ok, makes sense. I guess that means that you handle it as little as possible.

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