because of my comprehensive knowledge of zoomer culture and the fact that literally everyone loves me I find this to be not much like a prison at all!

@knownrobes you have no idea what it's like to be an old ass bitch

@gayalien oh yeah then why does my little sister have a mortgage and two dogs

@knownrobes hmm... that's a good point. i guess i'm not the only old ass bitch

@knownrobes i'm gonna be 26 in like two weeks... i'm on death's door

@gayalien oh in that case you're fucked sorry. hopefully you've got some nice memories to break up the unceasing downhill slide to misery and decay

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