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I'd love to laugh along with this impish mischief but I am too fucked off

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so I was walking down my road when a car slowed up. a girl in a dressing gown shouts 'o sexy id shag u!'
I gormlessly looked up and went buh??? then a big egg hit me on the head.

now is a good time to take back the golf courses

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welsh, food 

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ukpol 

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I went to look for the relic sea wall of 1591 today. I found it. it's big

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measuring my hip to bust ratio and skull circumference to see if i can claim to be attractive online

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probably the biggest bastard of all possible worlds, me

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selfie painting?, not really eye contact but maybe 

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selfie painting?, not really eye contact but maybe 

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this legislation needs to get snatched back quicktime

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1995 promotional food processor demonstration vhs

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look at this horrible badge my friend sent me for my birthday

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites