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if he's your boyfriend then why is he at the top of the empire state building with me in his giant paw

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elephants with hands and knuckles and guns and thoughts

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like it's true. there were no trains back from the wilds so I had to hoof it and met everyone in town at like 1am lmao. I'm sober as judge, elinors smashed and my feet kill

don't dust my friends with a spice from your rack

I literally walked from the field to the club

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snakeboy on godforsaken website is pretty cool

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reading the ancient texts (the highlander wiki)

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luke is always tooting from inside a stone circle

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sorry karen, but how was i to know that you needed the flint for 'daggers' and 'arrowheads' to enable the group to 'hunt' and 'survive'

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