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clonerobes  

look who's back on the gallows

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I'd love to laugh along with this impish mischief but I am too fucked off

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so I was walking down my road when a car slowed up. a girl in a dressing gown shouts 'o sexy id shag u!'
I gormlessly looked up and went buh??? then a big egg hit me on the head.

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now is a good time to take back the golf courses

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Katherine  

welsh, food 

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hanny  

ukpol 

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Hapax Hegemon  

she-pelican

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angel olsen singing 'the sky in a room'
instagram.com/tv/B-cu7rFpZrX/?
I'm finished mate. wring me out.

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I went to look for the relic sea wall of 1591 today. I found it. it's big

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"The Cool S"  

fuck!
shit!
bitch!
.....
gm

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hanny  

measuring my hip to bust ratio and skull circumference to see if i can claim to be attractive online

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"The Cool S"  

cow hoop

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clonerobes  

probably the biggest bastard of all possible worlds, me

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croc 2  

blew my nose and my ass hole fell off??

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cold pirate yarr  

selfie painting?, not really eye contact but maybe 

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cold pirate yarr  

selfie painting?, not really eye contact but maybe 

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this legislation needs to get snatched back quicktime

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croc 2  

1995 promotional food processor demonstration vhs

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hanny  

look at this horrible badge my friend sent me for my birthday

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clonerobes  

god I love river monsters

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