luke @knownrobes@godforsaken.website

daps with ur ma

im watching a documentary which is just julian cope talking about standing stones. man loves standing stones. who doesnt.

buying a model stonehenge from the gift shop for reasons (gonna stick it up my arse)

dolores, that busybody from number 62, spends hours peeking through her net curtains hoping to catch a glimpse of my complete vagina as i march pussy out to the newsagents

finally got everything unpacked and put away (please don't look in the drawers)

pic of my new housemate! they're cool

yesterday, four days short of a year since I met (a hungover, slightly dishevelled, charming and utterly beautiful) garf for the first time at a protest, I moved in with them and now we live together oh my god, oh, my god

weatherproofing my balls with some cuprinol

ever look at your phone and see the date and say, "ha, would ya look at that? i was born on this day"?