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as promised: my extremely long and rambly thread on black shuck, the east anglian demon dog! if you think you're gonna read it all then good fuckin luck lmao, no actually that'd be amazing, i'm not the best writer but i had fun reading up about this.
it's folklore, so general CWs for evil dogs, death, religion and the like.
this is gonna be a lot of posts, so muting the word "shuck" will remove it from your timeline

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black shuck 1/x 

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the year is 2055. the majority of human civilisation and infrastructure has been swept away by the ravages of climate change and global conflict. the simpsons has been renewed for another two seasons.

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*sees a parishioner praying and weeping at the feet of a Virgin Mary statue* she’s not gonna fuck you dude

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this weekend watch me stuff an entire pizza down my throat and fall asleep on the couch to my favorite reality TV show river monsters

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im ready to #stan... let me know who i should stan in the replies

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the year is 2055. the majority of human civilisation and infrastructure has been swept away by the ravages of climate change and global conflict. i am using my weekly shift on the rations foraging team to look for what I thought was 'a cool dog'

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the year is 2055. the majority of human civilisation and infrastructure has been swept away by the ravages of climate change and global conflict. i am using my monthly allotted 5 minutes of internet time on london’s last remaining computer to google “is groove armada vaporwave”

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americans are always like: "i'm a counselor at Camp Minnesota and lately i've noticed some very spooky goings on around here…"

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Early morning selfies, EC 

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looks like things… just got steampunk in here (i try to smoothly pull the goggles i wear over my top hat down onto my eyes but the goggles' strap won't come down over the hat's brim, for about five minutes)

selfies, eye contact
me and elinor went on a very unexpected tinder date exactly one year ago today. as far as I can tell its still going on? I'm deeply in love you know. she's my best friend and the best egg I know. it's the realest deal guys!!

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im a little bubble, take a needle to me

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