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remember when i came up with this all time classic kaomoji ⊙⦣̫⊙

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i've seen what princess fiona looks like naked and i'm telling u I could feasibly be her body double

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the word of the day is hillock. posts containing this word are eligible for boosts

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i have just learned that crug is a Welsh word meaning barrow, cairn, or hillock

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website landing page: enter site
me: thanks i'd love to

it seems to be easier for us today to imagine the thoroughgoing deterioration of crisps and of hummus than to eat our actual dinner. perhaps this is due to some weakness in our imagination

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we could have dinner. talk dinner talk. we could palm a mint

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exclaiming "fuck!!! this slaps!!" out loud to the empty corridors of my home

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