luke @knownrobes@godforsaken.website

anyone here a shagger?

as promised: my extremely long and rambly thread on black shuck, the east anglian demon dog! if you think you're gonna read it all then good fuckin luck lmao, no actually that'd be amazing, i'm not the best writer but i had fun reading up about this.
it's folklore, so general CWs for evil dogs, death, religion and the like.
this is gonna be a lot of posts, so muting the word "shuck" will remove it from your timeline

Blythburgh is a small village in Suffolk on the River Blyth, only a few miles from the sea. Latitude, a festival for pricks, takes place part in the parish. It was the site of the mediaeval Blythburgh Priory, where 7th-century remains have been found and whose ruin annoyingly isn’t open to the public. Fun fact – JFK’s oldest brother Joseph P died in an aircraft explosion a mile away! Blythburgh Church is known as the Cathedral of the Marshes, because it’s big and near marshes.

the year is 2055. the majority of human civilisation and infrastructure has been swept away by the ravages of climate change and global conflict. the simpsons has been renewed for another two seasons.

*sees a parishioner praying and weeping at the feet of a Virgin Mary statue* she’s not gonna fuck you dude

this weekend watch me stuff an entire pizza down my throat and fall asleep on the couch to my favorite reality TV show river monsters

im ready to #stan... let me know who i should stan in the replies

ravauge

the year is 2055. the majority of human civilisation and infrastructure has been swept away by the ravages of climate change and global conflict. i am using my monthly allotted 5 minutes of internet time on london’s last remaining computer to google “is groove armada vaporwave”

mads is on one

when a guy's torso is soft and round 😍

Stealing shit is valid...

americans are always like: "i'm a counselor at Camp Minnesota and lately i've noticed some very spooky goings on around here…"

i found youre toots

Tfw it's 4am on your internal clock and youre here before the team that needs all the dang help

so whats the deal with airline twinks

looks like things… just got steampunk in here (i try to smoothly pull the goggles i wear over my top hat down onto my eyes but the goggles' strap won't come down over the hat's brim, for about five minutes)

im a little bubble, take a needle to me