luke @knownrobes@godforsaken.website

frank herbert's brigadune

i'm slithering bonelessly to mdconalds

reclining divorcèdly on my lounger, i lower my enormous sunglasses to gaze in snakelike lust at some big meaty Hunks over the top of a harlequin romance novel called "Destined for Diarrhea"

hey check this out
[I do the most unimpressive jump you've ever seen]

i want the alien archaeologists who excavate the internet in 20000 years to know that i believe Arse Covid, a divergent but no less lethal strain of normal covid, is real

please put it on my grave that i died of arse covid

la petite mort arse

hanging some truck nuts on my sex arse

with a partner obviously, otherwise it's against the rules and i would be disqualified automatically. but what im saying is that the other person would be largely superfluous. i could defeat both dogs unassisted

i think i could beat some dogs at couple's tennis

dear alan hansen

so at this point I should probably start researching UK top surgeons so I can pick one. if you've had top surgery in the UK (NHS or private, the choice of surgeons is the same) and can describe your experience or if you have any comments, recs, anyone to avoid, I'd appreciate DMs about it!!

offers you a handful of cheerios

wandrew: the musical

self-owned man