people in the sixties were always singing about 'the taxman'

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im watching a documentary which is just julian cope talking about standing stones. man loves standing stones. who doesnt.

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buying a model stonehenge from the gift shop for reasons (gonna stick it up my arse)

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dolores, that busybody from number 62, spends hours peeking through her net curtains hoping to catch a glimpse of my complete vagina as i march pussy out to the newsagents

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new apartment pics 

finally got everything unpacked and put away (please don't look in the drawers)

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yesterday, four days short of a year since I met (a hungover, slightly dishevelled, charming and utterly beautiful) garf for the first time at a protest, I moved in with them and now we live together oh my god, oh, my god

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givin the nuts the daily acrylic dip coat!!!

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ever look at your phone and see the date and say, "ha, would ya look at that? i was born on this day"?

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