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the assassination of elon musk by the coward dave chappelle

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today's yearn is directed squarely at the knitting shop

microsoft teams keeps asking me if I've switched to writing in german

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behind the toot 

does not like it when I say 'the day' or 'the morrow' instead of today or tomorrow so i will simply do it instead

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one day I'm going to find a fifteen grand watch under a floorboard

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I may as well be lying in a derelict barn with the present state of my soft furnishings.

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knowing amory is such a thrill. I have never failed to laugh out loud at the first notification I get after they've changed their name

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