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the non-binary agenda is real, and it's tanking the value of the letter x in scrabble

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kitty took pictures of me harvesting some babby corn, it makes me look even shorter than i already am 🌽🌽🌽

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easy to see those cute "garden" gnomes and forget that feral gnomes will absolutely fuck you up

very sad, I'm hearing prince philip won't be defrosted in time so they'll have to bury her with a takeaway

the fireworks we had last nite were a moving end to a very funny day

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