Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked@godforsaken.website

Hello, I wrote about a movie called THE SINNERS that has Satanism, Catholic schools, roses, and boning in the Lord's library, please read it thanks!!! #DTMWaGL
https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-sinners-dtmwagl-43?sd=pf

gotta move this weight*

*adjust my magnum dong

🎵 Day Crew (ah-ah-ah)

Fighter of the Night Crew (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)

You're a Master of Karate

And friendship

For Everyone 🎵

*staring at my balls in the mirror* "the kerning is off"

oh yeah? would a middlebrow dip shit have THIS? knocks you in the head with an npr wine club canvas tote bag full of nickels

happy pumpkin month

hallowed be thy ween

candy corn is elite tier and if you disagree you are a heretic

i have only one thing to say to candy corn haters and that's "can i have it then"

my boss: don't candy corn and mellocreme pumpkins taste the same?

me: uhhh one is corn and one is a pumpkin? dunno what's confusing here.

my boss: yeah, but they're made of the exact same substance. don't they taste identical?

me: one is CORN! and one is a PUMPKIN!! 😤

🎵 Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Smack my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up! 🎵

me getting ready for the yearly candy corn discourse

🚨 Ay for real though, if you have an egg allergy don't eat candy corn this year 🚨