Unrepairer of *He* ReputationsSketches from *Him* Loser's Album
this is me but for posting
my books when i forget to read them
I am the Zensunni Wanderer of the fediverse
they should put wilma in dune
Hillary taught me it was okay to be weird, and barf on 9/11
i always forget that i have the same birthday as hillary clinton. happy birthday queen!
Ice is forever calling out, joining in the forest, but still surprisingly cute face
Jim Caviezel is what happens when Gen Xers use AOL for Vigilant Citizen and not porn
imma get all up in this earl grey
fiscally Ron Paul but socially Rand Paul
'SKA' is a tool!
george orwell is to left wingers as ayn rand is to right wingers, in that if you are still impressed by anything about them after the age of 15 there is no reason whatsoever to take you or your political philosophy seriously
my dick is a MacGuffin
its my birthday
as your local (timeline) 🏏 head i regret to inform you that i can’t get it up for the T20 World Cup
give me a holler when The Ashes starts, i’ll be over here watching the County Championship replays on YouTube
nya nya Cthulhuwu fhtagn
a world of grief and painin lockdowndancing in embers
Good Night Fuckwads!!
lubricating my front door to encourage my guests to leave
The best part of listening to Lovecraftian pod dramas and dressing like a fucking scumbag
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