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Hello, I wrote about a movie called THE SINNERS that has Satanism, Catholic schools, roses, and boning in the Lord's library, please read it thanks!!! #DTMWaGL
dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-sin

Do I….

🎵 Day Crew (ah-ah-ah)

Fighter of the Night Crew (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)

You're a Master of Karate

And friendship

For Everyone 🎵

oh yeah? would a middlebrow dip shit have THIS? knocks you in the head with an npr wine club canvas tote bag full of nickels

Neymar is the most overrated footy player ever, and a massive fucking pudding brain

Good News!!

I’ve been added to the Chapo Tour as the opening act

It’s gonna be straight Freaks (1932)

candy corn is elite tier and if you disagree you are a heretic

i have only one thing to say to candy corn haters and that's "can i have it then"

my boss: don't candy corn and mellocreme pumpkins taste the same?

me: uhhh one is corn and one is a pumpkin? dunno what's confusing here.

my boss: yeah, but they're made of the exact same substance. don't they taste identical?

me: one is CORN! and one is a PUMPKIN!! 😤

🎵 Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Smack my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up!
Change my pitch up!
Smack my binch my corn cob up! 🎵

🚨 Ay for real though, if you have an egg allergy don't eat candy corn this year 🚨

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