imagine being as soft and orange as he is. you simply cannot compete.
@katherine god i wanna be a cat
@PsyChuan wait you're not a cat bro???
@katherine not irl. :( only online. AND in vr. being a cat in vr is great.
@PsyChuan starting a gofundme for your mtf (male to feline) surgery right now
@katherine good god of only. id become kitty without a moment's hesitation
@katherine I love, utterly + sincerely, how cats are 90% "body horror is just existence"
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