Valentine’s Day has always meant close to nothing to me but I’m always very happy to see people celebrate it in a way that is important to them so let me just say: you’re all cute, fuck off, have a lovely day


I would have celebrated Dydd Santes Dwynwen (basically welsh valentine’s) with my partner this year but I was in london that day and also it was only one day in to our thing being official so despite what I just said I’m making them a card today lol.

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