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dick bone trutherism 

yes there IS a dick bone. what the fuck do you think cum is. you grind down the dick bone by massaging the shaft, then after you’ve stimulated it enough, the penis lubricates it and out comes sperm and bone paste.

dick bone trutherism 

this is why you can only nut so many times. the bone doesn’t grow back. women can tell when a man has squandered his member through years of sleeping around and masturbating, and will prefer to marry pure men with unshaved dick bone.

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@bryn I’m not sure if I’m just delirious with my cold but I actually howled laughing seeing this poor frowny face. I’m so sorry lil guy

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@FrazzledBrynn I’m glad I could educate you brynn

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@katherine i don't like this

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@eject you’re gonna have to take that up with the big man upstairs

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@katherine i'm already upstairs and there's no big man here

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@katherine Ahh so that's why it's called "The D" because of all the vitamin D for healthy bones.

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@diffractie it is imperative to drink enough milk to maintain a healthy dick

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@katherine Oi that was supposed to be a secret! :blobcatfearful:

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@katherine as a species with a cloaca, this is good and also richly deserved.

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@katherine you are a fucking danger to my every sense of goodness katherine

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@knownrobes you know you love it friend

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@katherine holy fuck katherine i nearly had an asthma attack

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@PsyChuan I’m sorry for the asthma attack and only the asthma attack

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@katherine wait since when do men have dick bones? are you sure you didn't mean women

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@00dani Estrogen Melts The Dick Bone

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@katherine :blobcatsurprised:​ i mean..... that does make sense

@katherine hey just for future reference you don't have to boost this ever!

@bryn oh so I see you don’t want people learning the truth. that’s not very facts and logic of you bryn

@katherine I am on a mission to destroy all facts. I will obliterate logic through the power of pure shitbrainèdness

@bryn okay I ABSOLUTELY respect this, I’m pulling a 180 and enabling you here

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@katherine

yep that's one cw i regret opening

it was right there and i opened it anyway

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@katherine removing the dick bone of my father, as is the custom, so his magnum dong won't impede him in skeleton war

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@hightithe the skeleton war, now that’s a meme I haven’t heard in a long time

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@katherine cracked me up on the AMA when Dril was like, "I don't get the popularity of this" but maybe they never loved Army of Darkness as a kid?

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@hightithe oh my gosh I didn’t even know it was a dril post, I just thought it was a mid 20-4 tumblr meme or something!

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@katherine the words 'sperm and bone paste' are going to haunt me for the rest of my life

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@wandrew that’s how I know I’ve done myself proud

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@katherine That's... Disturbing.

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@ScriptFanix nature is disturbing

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@katherine goddamn, that's some next level semen conservation woo

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