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hiya everyone x just wanted to say that i have been on a break from the internet for a while now and likely will continue with it for the foreseeable future. love and miss you all, hope you're doing well, and I'll hopefully be back to chat when social media is easier for me again

catrin x

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Intro + boundries πŸ› 

Hiya everyone, my name's Catrin, I'm a Welsh nonbinary person living in Cardiff. I love my native language, baking, and walking anywhere my boots see fit.

I have a lot of anxiety so my replies will often come sporadically and unpredictably.

I often post about food, body dysmorphia, rape trauma, and sex, and always cw them.

❌ please don't sexualise me or flirt with me ❌

❌ please don't gender me ❌

:crash_b: please be nice and have a chat if you like :crash_b:

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gender feelings 

I would simply like to wear leggings, be soft and gay, have friends, and knead dough. I do not want or need to be male nor female for this.

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hiya everyone x just wanted to say that i have been on a break from the internet for a while now and likely will continue with it for the foreseeable future. love and miss you all, hope you're doing well, and I'll hopefully be back to chat when social media is easier for me again

catrin x

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lets just say my dick and balls are going to be "under new management "

a scenario only I would find funny sorry 

translating Um Jammer Lammy in to welsh so I can watch the Yn Chwarae guy stream the heterosexual caterpillar baby scene

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friends, foes, internet strangers, what are your favourite cookbooks? can be any type of cuisine, would just love to know the ones you return to most

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food 

outback mistake-house. Good night .

i'm sniffly, sneezy, congested, all around a bad influence 😎

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ton' policing is when tony soprano says something in anger and the guys in the clubhouse go "eyyy! ohhh! eyyy!"

my favourite part about being me is having to convince myself that i deserve my own self care

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testicles don't exist. they're just made up by sickos.

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once again i am here to bring you the sad news that i did a sick ollie into the back of an ocado delivery vehicle, causing my dick to break off

mae'r syniad o ysgrifennu yn y Gymraeg yn lawer fwy brawychus i fi na'r weithred ei hun rhan fwyaf o'r amser. rydw i wedi bod yn osgoi unrhywbeth yn y Gymraeg am ambell mis mas o gywilydd i ddweud y gwir, ond dwi'n bwriadu ailddechrau nawr. yn gobeithiol bydd 2021 yn flwyddyn ardderchog i mi a fy Gymraeg.

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anyway the only other thing to happen to me today is that i bought yet another new flavour of yoghurt from aldi and it was just okay baby 😎

worse imo, caps 

WHEN I ACTUALLY GOT DOWN THERE I FOUND THAT SOMEONE HAD ALREADY FILLED UP OUR BIN AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO PUT IT >:(

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bad 

hello while taking out the bins today i slipped down the stairs and landed right on a bin bag which had opened itself during the fall and it smelled :( anyway if anyone needs me for a slapstick comedy bit please let me know because i am available and apparently very talented at this sort of thing

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kasia got me a crash bandicoot cup that's like dyed orange glass and our shared interest in seeing what different liquids look like inside of it has led to what was just been dubbed "Catrin's Look & Sip Adventures"

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sure sucks how most of the nonbinary people I know who are seeing cis people have to resign themselves to having their partner see them as their gender assigned at birth on some level or another

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what is "leomington spa" and how do i destroy it

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