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if you're wondering why inflation hasn't led to more Gecs (say, 108 or 109), you have to remember that Gecs are pegged to the US Dollar, and remain stable at 100

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it's a drink... it tastes like oats... it comes out the fridge cold. what more could you ask for imo

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crime side of mastodon ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ƒ what was the craziest crime you ever did? ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ณ when, where, and who with ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ

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apparently the theme for this yearโ€™s eurovision is โ€œMusicโ€โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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and then i turn and point and say "look at this giant bird" because i had just seen this pelican

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one time sarah and i were down in san diego, walking the pier with some friends, and there was this absolutely beautiful sunset. i'd walked ahead a bit, and then turned back to the other three, and told sarah, "hey, c'mere a sec", and she gets it in her head that i'm about to propose

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feeling directionless, heartbroken and vulnerable... looking to get scammed/conned, inducted into a cult etc

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setting up a stall at the farmer's market to sell my new vegetable, "street cucumbers"

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low res pigeon with feather hat 

low res pigeon with feather hat

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im very strong. im doing feats of strength with my big muscles. im impressing girls and certain types of man

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