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Intro 🐛 

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Boundaries - please read before following! 

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yall are out here "clowning" on "fools" while i am "clowning" your mind onto ideas you have never been exposed to in your narrow perceptions

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good morning. today is nothing to me and I will smite it with my mighty sword

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"im just gonna run down to the store to buy some nuts." -squirrels if they could talk and had invented markets

okay with those two deleted and a few other things tidied up I now have more than 60gb of free space left over 🐛

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trans trauma 

it's actually hell in here. things keep on exploding. the honey slimes are irradiated. the quantum slimes have escaped their pen. i'm leaving this planet and abandoning my responsibilities along with it.

mmm I wonder what my old slime rancher save is like

aww i apparently named my cat june? noon and june at the cocoon farm 😎

this is what my 2016 farm looked like. I'm only just now remembering that I played a lot more on switch last year so this isn't even the definitive katherine save

if you ever wondered how I name game characters, October of Moth's Rest Farm is 100% the kind of thing I will unironically go with

I have no idea who's game Hello! I'm Hello is, but I have no memory of it at all

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i did the whole 'buy a clothing item without trying it on first' thing and lemme jus say these shorts make my ass look great

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:drake_dislike: womben (women as defined by their reproductive systems)

:drake_like: womben (wombat women)

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