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Intro 🐛 

Hey, I’m Katherine! I’m a welsh, nonbinary, lesbian-bi shaped person with a big heart. I’m fluent in English and Welsh and have bits of experience with German, Croatian, and Polish

I’m an enthusiastic but inexperienced cook/baker, I love insects and being outside and taking care of people

I love talking to people On Line but please note I am a fairly anxious person with ocd - I might drop conversations suddenly or shy away from interactions if feeling bad. I don’t mean to be unfriendly!

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Boundaries - please read before following! 

I’m a rape survivor who has a history of being sexually harassed by people I trust. If you’re replying to me then please cw this topic accordingly so I don’t get a shock!

I’m fine with explicit, intimate, or joking conversations about sex, but please keep in mind I’m a person first and not a sexual object.

Please don’t ask me to post selfies.

Please don’t refer to/think of me as afab or amab, transmasc or transfemme.

Thank you! 💜🐛

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gender feelings 

I would simply like to wear leggings, be soft and gay, have friends, and knead dough. I do not want or need to be male nor female for this.

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Unfortunately people going to work in and die in the Gender Mines is upsetting but think about the new opportunities for profit!

And no, as the company's representative I can say catagorically that the rumour and videos of Gender Fluids leaking into other rock layers and entering the tap water system is true, a regrettable side effect, but a worthy sacrifice for the new industries we can create off this unknown plateu.
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So, actually I believe in Gender Scarcity

Which is why non-binary identities are so good. A previously untapped well of new genders we can profit and extract value from through gender roles, targeted marketing, clothing styles!!
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focusing on self improvement (becoming even sexier)

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okay just one last one 

this is the mystery cave at the other side of the inlet, no doubt full of smuggler booty

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fraggles are NOT cute they are a public health issue. i was bitten by a feral fraggle while on holiday in marbella

me and kasia watched Extra Ordinary today and it was funny and we giggled lots

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med, weight loss, fatphobia 

a friend's doctor is putting them on a weight loss drug.

their BP, cholesterol, etc, are healthy. doc is mostly "concerned" bc they've been working with a dietician for a year and haven't lost any weight.

I'm just like, "...but their BP, cholesterol, and other numbers are good now, and they weren't before. you solved the problem. why is weight loss the goal?"

but I know the answer, so

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i meant to say "it's the old bait and switch" but i said "it's f ff bitch"

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mig: ka vi ikke købe ACAB på vejen hjem?

mor: vi har aldrig ACAB derhjemme

ACAB derhjemme:

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the classic factors of lower achievement werent enough. they literally had to build an algorythm out of old cardboard and duct tape that actively lowers your grades for being poor

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so disadvantaged students are getting worse grades because the skynet algorythm downgrades people for going to schools which have historically produced lower grades. genius system

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sorry about the storms last night everyone, had to say goodbye to my partner as he went back to scotland and our gay energy manifested in the environment

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more irish coastal scenery, sorry... 

took the day off yesterday and went to explore Árainn Mhór, an inhabited island off the coast of Donegal, got to see this

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6G is so fast you’ll have already answered your phone before it even rings. You have a doctor’s appointment. You’re pregnant. The baby’s already been born. They’re 24 years old and a dentist/baseball player. Those are combined professions now. It’s 3082. Your brain is in a box, and your phone is in a quantum superposition of constantly ringing and shattered into atomic dust.

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