Catrin @katherine@godforsaken.website

Gender Fracking is completely safe, I assure you.

Unfortunately people going to work in and die in the Gender Mines is upsetting but think about the new opportunities for profit!

And no, as the company's representative I can say catagorically that the rumour and videos of Gender Fluids leaking into other rock layers and entering the tap water system is true, a regrettable side effect, but a worthy sacrifice for the new industries we can create off this unknown plateu.

So, actually I believe in Gender Scarcity

Which is why non-binary identities are so good. A previously untapped well of new genders we can profit and extract value from through gender roles, targeted marketing, clothing styles!!

focusing on self improvement (becoming even sexier)

this is the mystery cave at the other side of the inlet, no doubt full of smuggler booty

king glizzy and the lizzy wizzy

fraggles are NOT cute they are a public health issue. i was bitten by a feral fraggle while on holiday in marbella

Smooth duck

i meant to say "it's the old bait and switch" but i said "it's f ff bitch"

mig: ka vi ikke købe ACAB på vejen hjem?

mor: vi har aldrig ACAB derhjemme

ACAB derhjemme:

for the non-brits, "independent" means "private"

lol

the classic factors of lower achievement werent enough. they literally had to build an algorythm out of old cardboard and duct tape that actively lowers your grades for being poor

so disadvantaged students are getting worse grades because the skynet algorythm downgrades people for going to schools which have historically produced lower grades. genius system

more rain pls

took the day off yesterday and went to explore Árainn Mhór, an inhabited island off the coast of Donegal, got to see this

6G is so fast you’ll have already answered your phone before it even rings. You have a doctor’s appointment. You’re pregnant. The baby’s already been born. They’re 24 years old and a dentist/baseball player. Those are combined professions now. It’s 3082. Your brain is in a box, and your phone is in a quantum superposition of constantly ringing and shattered into atomic dust.