Catrin @katherine@godforsaken.website

just in case you were wondering, you can jangle you keys in front of me and i will giggle

how do clams do it

does the vaccine give you male autism or female autism? i can't let them get unbalanced or the they/them assembly will revoke my enby card

which one do i like more between trains or buses? that's a great question. shut the fuck up. it's buses

I keep that pussy in a sarcophagus

the new pokemon's ability is listed as "gooey/rattled" and buddy, same

how dare you sir. i am considered a smoking hot piece among my people

new character

entire name: vagina
catchphrase: "my name is vagina"

in 2022 I am gonna get Wizened

let me give your dog haircuts. i have:

-no training
-no idea how to do it
-will cry
-the most expensive rates in town

spoiled little rat
and i get what i want (various seeds and grains)

manga: my name is prince booby and i've come to take you away to the kingdom of boobies

me: fascinating

Here, have a selection of berries and shrooms we saw on our walk

no one congratulated me for kicking the habit of saying "not to suck my own toes" therefore I will resume saying it effective immediately

muck tryna fuck

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