since we're in story mode on this most holy of nights: one time i was on a train with friends, i was like 14, i thought it'd be funny to punctuate a joke i made by farting as loud as possible, but i followed through and like VISIBLY shit myself and had to run for the toilet, which was occupied btw. this used to haunt me everytime someone mentioned a train, let alone i was near the station.
@kasia OH MY FUCKING GOD
@kasia you know that is precisely the kind of stand-up comedy i would gladly pay £22.50 pounds to see at the endinburgh fringe festival
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