bookseller, pigbear haver, lemur enjoyer, enigma, devout shalhoubian. he/him.
the mighty pigbear, she'll be 18-yrs-old soon! 🐷🐻
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"our child prison is better than theirs" is peak liberalism.
im inventing a new light bulb. it’s wooden
A Halloween Pinball
is Yoshi a dinosaur? the fuck is that asshole's deal?
Scully worries about invisibility. Mulder accidentally flirts with thousand-year-old men.
The Penguin of Malmo
whack a mole? buddy that's not all im whacking if you know what i mean ;) (i killed a guy)
one way that a roomba differs from a traditional vaccum cleaner is that it cannot suck you off. experts are calling this 'disappointing'.
if i was a transformer i would simply transform into herbie and go bananas.
godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites