I'm installing limewire on yer da's computer
prince philip is fucking dead
people talk some right shite on here
babe are you doing ok? you just released a series of experimental noise albums
old lady names are going to make a comeback and i am going to make a mint. i have a storage unit in van nuys filled with little fake license plates that say shit like "ethel" and "bernice"
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might eat a little eggy
scrawling my mates ham radio call sign on the wall of a club toilet “4 a good time raise M7KTN” ha ha
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feel like shit!
not many people are faving my posts, did i get cancelled
drinking a refreshing glass of mommy's posting juice (water)
suffering from a very serious ailment called 'horny willy' where my penis gets hard when i see a sexy broad with big bazongas and legs that go all the way up
practicing my distress tolerance skills (making mournful whale noises in the bath)
getting a big stiffy thinking about 'going to the pub' and so on and so forth
13th century voice Well I think you will find that most problems can in fact be solved by Plowing if you have a True Plowman’s creativity and dedication
reving my moped engine outside your mother's window. it's a sex thing and its consensual.
i'm getting divorced "bbq-style"
I want smart toilet paper. I want to say, "Wipe Ass" aloud and it wipes for me.
three years ago we had Bob hope, johnny cash and steve jobs. now ive got a weird concave area where my ass should be
tony hawks pro hater
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