dirt_fan_420 @hellhag666@godforsaken.website
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Joined Nov 2020
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I'm installing limewire on yer da's computer
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prince philip is fucking dead
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people talk some right shite on here
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babe are you doing ok? you just released a series of experimental noise albums
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old lady names are going to make a comeback and i am going to make a mint. i have a storage unit in van nuys filled with little fake license plates that say shit like "ethel" and "bernice"
food
might eat a little eggy
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scrawling my mates ham radio call sign on the wall of a club toilet “4 a good time raise M7KTN” ha ha
im overwhelmed!
bad
feel like shit!
not many people are faving my posts, did i get cancelled
drinking a refreshing glass of mommy's posting juice (water)
suffering from a very serious ailment called 'horny willy' where my penis gets hard when i see a sexy broad with big bazongas and legs that go all the way up
practicing my distress tolerance skills (making mournful whale noises in the bath)
getting a big stiffy thinking about 'going to the pub' and so on and so forth
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13th century voice Well I think you will find that most problems can in fact be solved by Plowing if you have a True Plowman’s creativity and dedication
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reving my moped engine outside your mother's window. it's a sex thing and its consensual.
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i'm getting divorced "bbq-style"
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I want smart toilet paper. I want to say, "Wipe Ass" aloud and it wipes for me.
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three years ago we had Bob hope, johnny cash and steve jobs. now ive got a weird concave area where my ass should be
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tony hawks pro hater
she/her
shut up
Joined Nov 2020
