hello everyone! ive been a bit overwhelmed because you've all been so lovely, i really appreciated every nice comment about this daft little thing i went and made. thank you ❤

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hi i made a zine thing about grieving and stuff absolutely sucking, it's basically a collection of comics? thoughts? from the year after my mam died


A desperate plea for help for my friend and her children 

Please help me to raise money for my close friend who's desperately trying to leave a deeply toxic and abusive environment with her two small and adorable children that don't deserve any of this shit. She's already been made homeless twice recently. Things are fully beyond breaking point and the official channels for support, though they've tried, are repeatedly failing her family in dangerous ways. (1/5)

my son snott has torn up all of my prized dahlias and is using them to make another vat of "bad juice"

i enjoyed the just dance games however their time in the limelight is gone as i have decided to cultivate a new hobby (sitting down)

keep missing messages from people i like because i turned off all notifications. how can i set it so i get the messages from cool guys.

Today is my partner's birthday and they are the sunniest kindest gentlest most beautiful person you'll ever meet. Please give them a beautiful present by donating to their surgery fund ❤ gofund.me/08a77387

my gross posts are funny other peoples gross posts are childish. grow up.

the smurf's oath.
- always have fun
- never be sad
- never harm another smurf
- keep smurfing!

i didnt even know snouts had shut down. i am completely divorced from anything of note which happens on here. im just vibin.

overwhelming. underwhelming. some gals are both (its me)

i worry a lot and do precisely nothing to prevent or solve any of the worries. i let them float around me, jabbing me. its healthy and normal.

reading the wikipedia list of slurs while on a public train and saying "Hoo Boy! Oh Wow! I dont like this one!" so everyone knows i dont like it

snakeboy bought some erotica sample cd rom from 1995 for 20p. i wish him luck with it.

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i sniffed the poppers once and remembered i hate poppers. will this prevent me from buying and sniffing them again? no.

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i also got a lino cutting set for one pound! gonna print some more guys watch this space.

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today me and snakeboy went to a car boot sale. i bought some unopened spice girls merch from 1997, some poppers and some lighters with BITCH, ANGEL, SEXY on them. successful.

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