dirt_fan_420 @hellhag666@godforsaken.website

stephin merritt wrote 69 love songs, sure, but his greatest songwriting achievements are his 70 songs about trains or 71 songs about the moon.

i pronounce uranus the less vulgar way (urine-ass)

does my nut in that they sell a shower gel in every shop in this country that either burns your nob or makes it pleasantly tingle

smearing mint original source on my private parts (my brain)

just asking in order to formulate an even more dogshit opinion

haven't been on fedi for a while who has had the worst takes about the war

having a good time sitting in a completely empty room. i think i could do spells here.

stay dehydrated

remember remember the third of March. its today.

ok fuck this why can't i slep

kissing, now with tongues

anyone here like chillin

screaming 'fuck off!' repeatedly at yourself in a mirror is mental health care

reminder: when bi girls have boyfriends it doesn't make them straight, apart from me. im straight.

ive actually not been posting much on masto because its very heterophobic on here :/ also i forgot my login.

blocking an entire domain feels powerful and you should do it

it's called 'medical cannabis' because i do a big bong hit before i perform surgery.

does anyone mind if i do the last post?