Update: they just gently whisered "kiss...". I am soft.
@katherine just said, very decisively, in their sleep, "Gay. Gay For You.". Think my wife loves me. Baffling.
@katherine: babe i feel like a pokemon character when im with you
Me: ...okay? What do you..?
Catrin, like a pokemon: squirtle!
Every time i mention to @katherine that im reading captain america fanfiction, she respomds with "bucky? More like fucky." And each time she says it i both love and hate her more in equal amounts.
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