[gestures to human sized pigeon who is currently pecking at your darling childs head] please meet my husband
@hanny is this a hatoful boyfriend joke???
@tan nope but it is now!!!
@hanny I haven't actually played it but I've heard good things
@tan i played it all a lot when it first came out. it is hella disturbing tbh. less about macking on w birds and more about... well Human Genocide
@hanny this is a vintage Hanny™️ toot and i love it
@healyn idk what this means but thank you healyn, very kind
@hanny you don't have the right to marry my darling child just because I have poor reading comprehension
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