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bruce springsteen: here's a horny song about losing my job
me: play it at my funeral

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Shut up leonard, posting "send nudes," isn't a love language

ok whats everyones fav eggs? im a poached egg gal, but i DO like a dippy egg

anything can be a 'dating app' if you put your mind to it

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@hanny i will disrespect him every day of my life. idiot cat

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you cant cancel me, my ratings are through the roof

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ive had this account long enough for big shiny metal teeth

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Billy Joel: you know i run with a dangerous crowd
Me, trying not to crack up: i did not know that billy joel

invite me to your discord server. i promise to post 'lmao' under every single thing you post. this is the hanny guarantee (hanantee)

my fav thing about zine culture is that all of my embarrassing creations are lost to the ages/sandwiched between a guide to making yr own stock and a self published anarchist manifesto, in some gal called ediths bedroom

good 2 know i have not got any less sad, or any less stupid since i drew this about 6 years ago?

i hate most of my old drawing but this one is what the kids call 'a mood'

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